You might be a fisherman if...
- You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.
- Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
- You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".
- Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
- You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.
- You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
- Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
- You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
- You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.
- You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
- You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
- You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.
- You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.
- Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.
- You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.
- Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone.
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